1 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:08,076 [music] 2 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,410 What's with these excited girls? 3 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,915 That just happens when I walk into a room. 4 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,018 Calm down, queens, your king is here. 5 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:19,920 Wait... 6 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,225 Beauty Queen Boutique, that's the hottest clothing line 7 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,660 for teen girls, this week, anyways. 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,530 Oh yeah, they have those ridiculous commercials. 9 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,332 * Beauty queen girls are gorgeous girls * 10 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,666 * living the glamour dream 11 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,136 Why? 'Cause beauty is everything. 12 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,004 Attention, students. 13 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:40,108 This Saturday here at Young Scholar's Academy, 14 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,710 Beauty Queen Boutique will be holding auditions 15 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:45,179 to find their new spokesmodel. 16 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,715 [screaming] 17 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,719 Followed by an immediate photo shoot with the winner. 18 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:56,257 Apparently, they're looking for the next authentic "It Girl." 19 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,825 [screaming] 20 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:00,594 Mr. Elliot, should they be doing auditions in our school? 21 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,463 Do you like the new computer lab? 22 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,697 Yeah. 23 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,866 -This is how we paid for it. -Hmm. 24 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,835 Are they looking for any volunteers? 25 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:08,936 To do what? 26 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,604 To get the models anything they might want, 27 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:14,208 like water, or my phone number. 28 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,177 [laughing] 29 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:20,148 No, but the Gardening Club is looking for volunteers 30 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,949 to collect manure. 31 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,253 I'm busy whenever that's happening [laughing]. 32 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:30,724 Now, if you would like to sign up for the spokesmodel audition, 33 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:34,162 please form a line-- [squealing] 34 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,030 [Mr. Elliot] I said a line! 35 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,032 Too eager. 36 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,702 -I can't believe this. -Me neither. 37 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:44,172 That store is perpetuating an unrealistic beauty standard, 38 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:46,707 which is a cornerstone of the male patriarchal system. 39 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,076 Look at this. 40 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:51,545 What teen girl would want to wear heels that high? 41 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,814 A man created those heels to keep women down. 42 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,384 Looks like they're keeping her up, way up. 43 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,186 That girl has to duck under clouds. 44 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,988 And that slogan, "Beauty Is Everything"? 45 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,190 That's not the kind of message 46 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,757 that should be sent to young women. 47 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,959 I mean, who would want to sign up for something like this? 48 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:08,629 Well, apparently Bethany... 49 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:14,435 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make sure 50 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,205 these girls write their phone numbers down correctly. 51 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,939 [music] 52 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:20,841 * From the Chi, down in ATL 53 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,310 * Family living well 54 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,811 * Uncle Myles ain't understand my style * 55 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,213 * Had to show and tell 56 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,814 * Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math * 57 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,216 * I should never fail 58 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,617 * And cousin Becca she a steppa * 59 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,018 * Charlie rollin' with the kid * 60 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,487 * Yeah, ah (who?) 61 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,722 * You gonna love Young Dylan 62 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,357 * Yeah, ah (who?) 63 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,691 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 64 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,360 * Yeah, ah (who?) 65 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,728 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 66 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,363 * Yeah, ah (who?) 67 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,731 * You gonna love Young Dylan 68 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,333 * Yeah, ah (who?) 69 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,734 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 70 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,369 * Yeah, ah (who?) 71 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,703 * You gonna love Young Dylan 72 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,377 Mom, Dad. 73 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:02,916 Congratulations, you're now grandparents! 74 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,254 [coughing and choking] 75 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,456 Meet your new grandson, Charlie Jr. 76 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,459 Oh, hallelujah. 77 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,261 Boy, next time, lead with that. 78 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,928 For my health class, we have to bring an egg home 79 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,597 and treat it like a real baby. 80 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,131 So far, it's just making me hungry. 81 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,099 [laughing] 82 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,335 The ol' baby egg experiment. 83 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,136 You know, I had to do that too when I was your age. 84 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,138 I named my egg Baby Egg-bert. 85 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,274 How did you do? 86 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:30,278 Charlie, you could say I did egg-cellent. 87 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,446 [laughing] 88 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,081 I'm sorry, it's a bad yolk. 89 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,283 Oh! 90 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,384 I did it again. 91 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:37,785 [laughing] 92 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,588 Okay, it's not about us, it's about Charlie. 93 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,923 You'll think of some more. 94 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,659 Charlie, I'm sure you're gonna do a great job. 95 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,060 I hope so. 96 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,196 This assignment is worth 30 percent of my grade. 97 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:51,999 Well, you're responsible, supportive, and loving. 98 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:54,101 Plus, you got great teachers. 99 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:58,539 -Who, Mr. Elliot? -Us, your parents? 100 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,873 Oh, yeah. 101 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,575 Well, it's easy so far. 102 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,545 I found this old stroller and nanny cam in the garage. 103 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,880 You know what, Charlie, you're off to a good start, 104 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,383 but there's a lot more to parenting than that. 105 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:14,422 There's diaper changing, feeding, burping, 106 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,223 and more diaper changing. 107 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:17,825 Basically, what your mom is trying to say 108 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:21,028 is that raising a child is hard work. 109 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:24,332 And having a good support system helps a lot. 110 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,900 Your mother and I can show you everything you need to know. 111 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,403 I'm supposed to do this by myself. 112 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,738 Are you really telling your mother 113 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,106 she can't take care of her grandson? 114 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,476 Ohh-kay. 115 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,512 I'm gonna go put Charlie Jr. down for a nap. 116 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,013 By myself. 117 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,950 Wait, you need to give him a bottle. 118 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,018 I'll show you how to make one. 119 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,054 And you gotta learn how to swaddle, buddy. 120 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,859 I still can't believe Beauty Queen Boutique 121 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,194 is allowed to hold auditions in our school! 122 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:57,498 And I can't believe you're still talking about this. 123 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,833 School is a place where you learn to read and write, 124 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,234 not to walk and pose. 125 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,170 If you don't like it, don't audition. 126 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,672 There, problem solved. 127 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:07,140 I'm not going to audition, but my best friend is. 128 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,377 I can't believe Bethany wants to do this. 129 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:10,177 I can. 130 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,245 She's got the look. 131 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,415 I just wish she looked at me with it. 132 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,249 I know she has what it takes to model, 133 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,851 but not for Beauty Queen Boutique. 134 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,920 It's something that she wants to do. 135 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,655 Remember all the things Bethany did with you 136 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,391 that she didn't like? 137 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,224 No. 138 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,560 Okay, then let me remind you. 139 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:32,633 Hmmm, poetry readings, protests, glass blowing. 140 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,903 I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right. 141 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,605 Bethany's always been there for me. 142 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:40,408 And even though this goes against what I believe in, 143 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,876 I'm gonna support her at the audition. 144 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,445 And I'm gonna support Bethany, too, 145 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:47,681 and any other cute girls who need my support. 146 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,949 Where did you get those jackets? 147 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,818 The lost and found box at school. 148 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:51,985 You didn't lose those. 149 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:55,188 No, I found 'em, and I'm keeping this one. 150 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:59,427 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 151 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:03,831 [music] 152 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,772 You're rocking him too hard. 153 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:16,109 -Here, let me show you how-- -Shh, he's asleep. 154 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,612 It's because he's probably... 155 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,448 Eggs-hausted. 156 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:21,615 [Myles and Yasmine laughing] 157 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,586 Baby, we should probably walk on eggshells. 158 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,954 [laughing] 159 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,022 I knew you could do it. 160 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,458 Ah! Got it. 161 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,161 I'm tired too. 162 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:37,798 We can egg-sit Charlie Jr. while you take a nap. 163 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,633 Are you sure you got that? 164 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,034 Excuse you? 165 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,371 We raised two babies, not eggs, babies. 166 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,773 That was a long time ago. 167 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,308 Rebecca and I pretty much take care of ourselves now. 168 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,778 We're also raising a Young Dylan. 169 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:51,812 You're hired. 170 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,196 I feel like he was questioning our parenting skills. 171 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,064 A little bit, yeah. 172 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,266 But it's okay, because you know what? 173 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:17,370 We are the king and queen of responsible parenting. 174 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,039 [Yasmine giggling] 175 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,140 [egg cracking] 176 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,975 [gasping] 177 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,545 Tell me that's not what I think it was? 178 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,247 Hurry up and read. 179 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,616 We have to find out how they put Humpty Dumpty 180 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,518 -back together again. -Okay, okay. 181 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,219 [music] 182 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,654 -And pose. -And pose. 183 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,288 -Mr. Elliot, and pose. -And pose. 184 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,156 Enough! 185 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,324 And pose. 186 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,861 Sorry, you're not what we're looking for. 187 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,962 Next! 188 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,099 Rebecca, I know you didn't want to come, 189 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,535 but thanks for the support. 190 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,603 I'll always be there for you. 191 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,338 I'm actually pretty nervous. 192 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,140 -If you need a hand to hold-- -I'm not that nervous. 193 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,942 -[Andre] Next. -Next. 194 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:55,843 [Andre clears throat] 195 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,847 [gasps] 196 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:01,915 [Andre] This one doesn't even know how to walk. 197 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,752 Sorry, you're not what we're looking for. 198 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,286 Try clown school. 199 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:07,888 [mocking laughter] 200 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,990 Oh, try not to trip on your way out. 201 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,158 Next. 202 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,392 Let's go. 203 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,661 No way. 204 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,462 No one talks to my best friend like that. 205 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,366 Who are you? 206 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,068 Someone who thinks you're the worst. 207 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,737 -Is that right? -Yeah, it is. 208 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,806 Your company tells girls that the only thing that matters 209 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,475 is what they wear on the outside, and that's a lie. 210 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,943 And what should we be telling them? 211 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,245 Beauty isn't everything, it's just one thing. 212 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,947 And for the record, my friend Bethany 213 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,083 is the most beautiful person I know. 214 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,751 You owe her an apology. 215 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,890 You're exactly what we're looking for. 216 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,457 Perfect. 217 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,760 -I am? -She is? 218 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,628 Yes. 219 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:48,929 Congratulations, you are the new 220 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,464 Beauty Queen Boutique spokesmodel. 221 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:53,601 [light applause] 222 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,139 If you need a shoulder to cry on, I got two. 223 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,643 Okay. 224 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,211 You want me to be the Beauty Queen Boutique spokesmodel? 225 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,613 Yes. 226 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,480 But I just told you your company is terrible. 227 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,883 I know, you weren't afraid to drag us. 228 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,852 And that's exactly what we're looking for. 229 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,320 Confidence. 230 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,923 But I'm not interested. 231 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,626 You're not interested in becoming rich and famous? 232 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,860 Well, I mean-- 233 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,295 Of course she is. 234 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,631 What are you doing? 235 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,998 Being your manager. 236 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,434 You're not my manager, nor do I need one. 237 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,936 Yes, you do. 238 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,271 You were about to turn down being rich and famous. 239 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,275 I just need a moment to talk to my client. 240 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,947 Dylan, this goes against everything I believe in. 241 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:43,216 Just think, we can use the extra money for our label, 242 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,551 and then we can use your fame 243 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,087 to let the whole world know about our music. 244 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,023 We really could use the money and the exposure. 245 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,325 But wouldn't it hurt Bethany's feelings if I got the job 246 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,127 and she didn't? 247 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:57,197 Bethany will support you just like you supported her. 248 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,233 And I'm sure she'll think it's a pretty good idea. 249 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,035 What an offensive idea, right? 250 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,304 The nerve of them to ask you to do this. 251 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,073 How tone-deaf could they be? 252 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,775 -Let's go. -Well... 253 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,643 [Bethany] Well, what? 254 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,780 Dylan made a good point. Rare, I know. 255 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,315 All right, man, I'm gonna start taking this personally. 256 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,952 So what was his idea? 257 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,354 I could use this gig to boost our record label, 258 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,823 which really needs it. 259 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,025 So you're gonna sell out for money and fame? 260 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,995 Maybe I can change the company from the inside. 261 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,430 Will you support me like I supported you? 262 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,732 Sure. 263 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,266 I guess if it's not gonna be me up here, 264 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,434 it might as well be you. 265 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,803 Excuse me, do you have an answer? 266 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,671 I have a phone sesh with Beyonce in five, 267 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,273 and you do not make Queen Bey wait. 268 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,609 Yes, I accept the position. 269 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,611 But I won't be just another pretty face, 270 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,080 Yeah, yeah, save it for the runway. 271 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,449 We'll be in touch. 272 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,484 Tell the queen I say hello! [laughing] 273 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,154 [music] 274 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,290 [music] 275 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,959 Okay, okay, baby? 276 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,095 I got the last carton of eggs. 277 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,331 Had to fight a really strong old lady for it, though. 278 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,736 Honey, are you eating scrambled eggs? 279 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,771 You said to get rid of the evidence. 280 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,305 You just ate our grandson. 281 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,206 Oh! 282 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,875 He's an only child. 283 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,243 Where are the eggs. 284 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,945 Fine, look, okay, look, all we have to do now 285 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,213 is draw on Charlie Jr.'s face. 286 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,049 So do you remember what he looks like? 287 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,117 Of course, I have pictures. 288 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:26,887 What? 289 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,355 I'm a proud grandma. 290 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,391 Here's a close-up. 291 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,060 Here we go, yep, yep, that's it. 292 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,527 -That's not right. -That's it. 293 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,963 -No, he looks asleep. -No, baby. 294 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,065 You're not drawing him right. 295 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:43,470 [arguing] 296 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:46,840 Baby, I know I saw one. 297 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,141 I think it rolled under the couch. 298 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,244 [crunching] 299 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,246 Where is it? 300 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,281 Under my foot. 301 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,817 Okay. 302 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,788 [Yasmine] Oh, there's one in the egg carton. 303 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,023 -Okay. -[Charlie] Mom, Dad? 304 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:05,793 You clean, I'll draw. 305 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,594 No no no, you clean, I'll draw. 306 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,829 No, no, clean. 307 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,964 [arguing] 308 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,065 [Yasmine] I'm gonna draw. 309 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,935 What's going on down here? 310 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,037 [Yasmine] Nothing, just being responsible grandparents. 311 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,939 [Myles] That's about it, you know? 312 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,074 Well, glad you're taking care of Charlie Jr., 313 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,709 but I should probably take care of him now. 314 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,444 No no no no no, it's okay, it's okay. 315 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,613 You go relax, yeah. 316 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,448 You look tired. 317 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,482 Really? 318 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,818 I just took a three-hour nap. 319 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,385 You're probably tired from all that sleeping. 320 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,023 I have a list of things I need to do for Charlie Jr. 321 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,324 I gotta get everything right. 322 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,859 I can't afford a bad grade on this. 323 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,060 Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, 324 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,361 yep, we're gonna take care of that for you. 325 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,463 Because we are amazing grandparents. 326 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:44,697 It's what we do. 327 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,199 Now that you're a parent, you know what? 328 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,169 You can play that videogame that you've always wanted to play. 329 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,838 Do that. 330 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,440 Being a parent really is easy! 331 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,209 I don't know what you guys are always complaining about. 332 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,279 You know how long this list is? 333 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,547 Oh, yeah, because you're gonna be doing it. 334 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,582 -No, that's you. No, baby! -Oh, no! It's all you! 335 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,151 [music] 336 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,988 My goodness, don't you look gorgeous. 337 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,190 Just fabulous, an absolute vision. 338 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,125 My vision is limited with these lashes. 339 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,428 Trust me, you are everything and then some, 340 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,864 the whole package. 341 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,166 Thank you, I think. 342 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,334 Do you need anything? 343 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,870 We can get you whatever you want. 344 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,637 You're the queen now, just command it. 345 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,240 -Anything? -Anything. 346 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,242 So if I wanted cheesecake from the Cheesecake Cabana 347 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,011 across town, instead of the not-so-good one 348 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,679 across the street? 349 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,314 You. 350 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,884 Bring cheesecake from the better Cheesecake Cabana across town. 351 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,151 Now. 352 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:40,687 Cool. 353 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:41,621 [loud fall] 354 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,358 And I can fire him when he gets back, if you want. 355 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,960 -Just say the word, darling. -[phone rings] 356 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,661 Oh, I have to take this, it's Ariana. 357 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,630 I told her all about you. 358 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,234 Ari, you look fabulous, an absolute vision. 359 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,605 Shoo, shoo, my people are here. 360 00:13:58,705 --> 00:13:59,772 I'm not your people. 361 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,308 I'm a manager. 362 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,943 You're not a manager, either. 363 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,378 That's not what my business card says. 364 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,816 So, you ready for your big photo shoot? 365 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:13,486 With the way I look right now, I think the answer is obvious. 366 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,622 I thought those high heels were created by a man 367 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,924 to keep women down? 368 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:17,925 They're not that bad. 369 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,559 Besides, aren't they cute? 370 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,130 So when you wear them, they aren't that bad? 371 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,165 Don't you think that's a little hypocritical? 372 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,500 Maybe a little, but I can't help it 373 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,669 if that's how they want the face of the company to look. 374 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:33,406 The point is, Rebecca is only doing this for our record label. 375 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,609 She's still the same annoying moral compass she's always been. 376 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,546 So the theme of the photo shoot is how looking good at school 377 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,548 is more important than doing good in school, 378 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,751 so we want you in this "Beauty Is Everything" jacket. 379 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,653 Oh, I love that! 380 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,689 [giggles] 381 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,525 Looks like that compass has a little crack. 382 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,963 -Bellissima. -[laughing] 383 00:14:56,063 --> 00:15:02,269 [music] 384 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,239 Oh, how was your walk? 385 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,975 [Myles chortles] 386 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,678 Yeah, that, uh, five-mile walk you said Charlie Jr. needed 387 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,681 was about four and a half miles too long. 388 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,484 Did you finish everything else? 389 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:21,021 We read stories, sang him songs, made a dozen tiny diapers 390 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,990 that we changed every 20 minutes. 391 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,191 Well, glad he's back. 392 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,826 -Can I hold him now? -[yelling] No! 393 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,162 Because, uh. 394 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,464 Chickenpox, he's got chickenpox. 395 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,367 Yeah, from the chicken he came out of. 396 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,004 Is there something you two want to tell me? 397 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,505 Huh-uh. 398 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,374 Really? 399 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:50,250 Well, there's something that I... 400 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:54,021 want to show you... 401 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,889 what I saw on... 402 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,026 the nanny cam. 403 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,929 I thought this was an air freshener. 404 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,097 Oh. 405 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,338 So you knew this whole time? 406 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,540 And you still made us do all your egg baby chores? 407 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,741 Oh yeah. 408 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,177 How else are you gonna learn your lesson? 409 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,846 And what lesson do we need to learn? 410 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,049 You need to let me do this by myself. 411 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,316 I appreciate the help, 412 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,052 but if I don't learn to do this on my own, 413 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,086 I'll never learn how to do it. 414 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,622 Wow, you know what, you're right. 415 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,459 We were so busy trying to give you advice, 416 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,861 that we didn't even look at it that way. 417 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,830 And I'm really sorry I sat on my grandson. 418 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,232 You didn't. 419 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,769 I have the real Charlie Jr. right here. 420 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,207 Wow, so you didn't trust us at all? 421 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,377 Listen, I think you're great parents. 422 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,612 You're just not ready to be grandparents. 423 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,086 And you did forget me at the mall when I was three. 424 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:03,290 [music] 425 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,358 Okay, okay, I'm ready to do this. 426 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,659 You heard her, people. 427 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,528 Our supermodel is ready to roll. 428 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,363 -Ready to roll! -Not yet! 429 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,398 -And pose. -And pose. 430 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,532 -And pose. -Pose. 431 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,833 -And pose. -And pose. 432 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:14,967 And stop! 433 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,871 Can someone take that "Reading is always fun" poster down? 434 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,708 No one wants to see that garbage in the background. 435 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,210 Who reads anyway? [laughing] 436 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,679 Wow. 437 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,150 He just said reading was garbage and Rebecca didn't even flinch. 438 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,618 - [Andre] And pose. - [Mr. Elliot] Pose. 439 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,120 - [Andre] And pose. - [Mr. Elliot] Pose. 440 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,288 Now throw that textbook down and put on lipstick. 441 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,558 [Mr. Elliot] Throw it. 442 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,160 [Andre] More glamour. 443 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,461 You're here to find a boyfriend. 444 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,496 You're not a student, you're a queen. 445 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,698 -You don't need school. -[phone rings] 446 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,000 Hold on, it's corporate. 447 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,836 Take five, people. 448 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,438 Hard five. 449 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:52,972 Somebody get me some water. 450 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,178 Yo, did I create a monster? 451 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,780 Dylan, the queen is thirsty. 452 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,184 Sure did, Dr. Frankenstein. 453 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,988 [Andre laughing] Oh, Rebecca's great. 454 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,757 We've pampered her for five minutes 455 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,992 and she's already turning into the perfect little diva. 456 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,727 Honey, by the time we're done with her, 457 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,429 she's not even gonna care about school 458 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,897 and every young girl across the country 459 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,667 is gonna spend their college money to look like her. 460 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,735 [laughing] We're gonna be rich! 461 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:27,440 Uh, we're already rich, but a little more never hurt. 462 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,509 [evil laughing] 463 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,010 Ciao. [blows kiss] 464 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,015 This was a mistake. 465 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,584 We're getting Rebecca outta here. 466 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:38,951 Say less. 467 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,320 [screaming] 468 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:47,093 Um, I need to speak to my client. [nervous laughing] 469 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,195 Models only. 470 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,896 [music] 471 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:56,669 [music] 472 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:08,014 [music] 473 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,283 Uh, Rebecca. 474 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,451 Dylan? 475 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,785 Bethany? 476 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,254 -[Andre] Pose. -[Mr. Elliot] Pose. 477 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,023 We have to tell you something. 478 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,758 We were wrong about this job. 479 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,594 -You have to quit. -What, why? 480 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,995 This is not who you are. 481 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,432 They're trying to turn you into some kind of diva. 482 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,766 I'm not a diva. 483 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,235 -[Andre] Pose. -[Mr. Elliot] Pose. 484 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,470 -Pose. -Pose. 485 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,905 [Dylan] You might have forgotten who you are, 486 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,641 but we're here to remind you. 487 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,344 You're the girl who stands up for what she thinks is right. 488 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,645 None of this is right. 489 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,447 Can you please stop talking? 490 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,349 Models don't talk. 491 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,617 Wait, models don't talk? 492 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,586 Oh, honey, no. 493 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,523 Parrots talk, dogs walk, and models model. 494 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,759 Now just stand there, be quiet, 495 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,428 and look pretty, oh so pretty. 496 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,931 I will stand here and look pretty. 497 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,269 But I will not be silent, because I have something to say. 498 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,670 So I'll say it again. 499 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,137 Beauty isn't everything, it's one thing. 500 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,739 And I don't want to be part of a company 501 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,207 who only cares about image. 502 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,677 Like a lot of young girls, 503 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,512 I got caught up and lost myself in the hype. 504 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,913 But not anymore. 505 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,683 [Andre] Fine, leave. 506 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,917 There's a million other desperate models 507 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,218 who want this job. 508 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,956 How about you? 509 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,125 Go on, give her the jacket. 510 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,429 I'm sorry, your company is not what I'm looking for. 511 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,800 [Andre] What, what are you doing? 512 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,101 Where are you going? 513 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,469 [Mr. Elliot] Wait for me, children! 514 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,806 And the little chicken lived happily ever after. 515 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,075 I think Charlie Jr.'s finally asleep. 516 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,416 -Where are we? -Yep, fell off the wall. 517 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,685 Maybe you two should go upstairs. 518 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,687 You've had a long day. 519 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,255 I guess we have. 520 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,292 Goodnight, Charlie. 521 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,093 Goodnight, Charlie Jr. 522 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,365 Thanks for being great parents. 523 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,367 I learned everything I know from you two. 524 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,636 Oh, thank you. 525 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,506 All right, little man. 526 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,109 [yawning] Oh, boy. 527 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:21,848 [yawning] 528 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,983 Let's find another story. 529 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,387 Oh, hey, guys. where have you been? 530 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,921 At school, I was a model. 531 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,723 Oh, cool, I'm a dad now. 532 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,359 Cool. 533 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,794 Hey, sorry I judged you only to sell myself out for fame. 534 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,895 I was a bad friend. 535 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:36,829 It's okay. 536 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,097 You made it right. 537 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,232 Hold on, I made it right. 538 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:41,868 Of course you make this about you. 539 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:42,835 What? 540 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,371 I care about my cousins. 541 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,139 And from now on, I won't do anything to hurt you guys. 542 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,577 -[egg cracking] -Ow. 543 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,146 -You just sat on Charlie Jr. -Who's Charlie Jr.? 544 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,883 -Your cousin. -My cousin? 545 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,252 Oh, he didn't even make it to egg kindergarten. 546 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,054 [music] 547 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:06,393 [music] 548 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,053 [music] 549 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,089 [music] 550 00:22:37,139 --> 00:22:41,689 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0